[00:14.150]And if your heart stops beating
[00:16.700]I'll be there wondering
[00:18.640]Did you get what you deserve?
[00:22.470]The ending of your life
[00:23.220]
[00:23.970]And if you get to Heaven
[00:26.650]I'll be here waiting, baby
[00:28.470]Did you get what you deserve?
[00:32.110]The ending of your life won't wait
[00:35.610]Then your heart can't take this hell
[00:38.000]
[00:38.350]You heard the news that you're dead
[00:43.050]No one ever had much nice to say
[00:45.450]I think I never liked you anyway
[00:48.330]You're dead
[00:49.950]Free from the hospital bed
[00:52.680]Wouldn't it be grand
[00:54.090]It ain't exactly what you planned
[00:55.090]And wouldn't it be great if
[00:56.570]We were dead
[00:58.000]
[00:59.370]All Dead!
[01:00.920]
[01:02.580]So tired and oh so squeamish
[01:04.730]You never fell in love
[01:07.510]Did you get what you deserve?
[01:10.460]The ending of your life
[01:12.350]
[01:13.320]And if you get to Heaven
[01:15.010]I'll be here waiting, baby
[01:17.440]Did you get what you deserve?
[01:20.300]The ending of your life won't wait
[01:23.690]Then your heart can't take this hell
[01:24.800]
[01:26.080]You heard the news that you're dead
[01:31.230]No one ever had much nice to say
[01:33.470]I think I never liked you anyway
[01:35.920]You're dead
[01:37.670]Free from the hospital bed
[01:40.950]Wouldn't it be grand
[01:42.060]Take a pistol by the hand
[01:43.090]And wouldn't it be great if
[01:45.130]We were dead
[01:48.490]
[01:49.730]And in my honest observation
[01:50.860]To ring this operation
[01:53.170]Found a complication
[01:54.880]In your heart, so long
[01:57.400]Cause now you've got
[02:01.900]Maybe just two weeks to live
[02:05.000]Is that the most, the most that you can give?
[02:26.440]
[02:29.890]One, Two, One Two Three Four
[02:32.000]La la la la la,
[02:35.400]La la la la la,
[02:36.950]La la la la la,
[02:41.010]La la la la la,
[02:44.380]La la la la la,
[02:46.740]La la la la la,
[02:50.170]
[02:51.180]If life ain't just a joke
[02:54.980]Then why are we laughing?
[02:58.310]Ain't just a joke
[03:00.040]Then why are we laughing?
[03:01.810]Ain't just a joke
[03:04.600]Then why are we laughing?
[03:06.850]Ain't just a joke
[03:09.840]Then why am I dead?
[03:11.180]
[03:14.140]Dead!