Eminem - My Mom Yea, yea yea yea yea yea yea okay, alright, yo, yo yao, yao, alright Im gonna lay the chorus first here we go now My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom My mom my mom I know youre probably tired of hearing bout my mom oh ho whoa ho but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-hal yuh-hum Valium was in everything, food that I ate the water that I drank, fuckin peas in my plate she sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak so everyday Id have at least three stomach aches now tell me, what kind of mother would wanna see her son grow up to be an undera-fuckin-cheaver my teacher didnt think I was gonna be nothing either What the fuck ya sticking gum up under the fuckin seat for? Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether either that or the mother fuckers been puffing refer but all this huffing and puffing wasnt what it was either it was neither, I was buzzing but it wasnt what she thought pee in a tea cup? Bitch you aint my keeper Im sleeping, what the fuck you keep on fuckin with me for? slut you need to leave me the, fuck alone I aint playing go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin zebra My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom Wait a minute, this aint dinner this is paint thinner You ate it yesterday I aint hear no complaints did I? now heres a plate full of pain killers now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes you little mother fucker Ill make you sit there and make that retarded fuckin face without even tasting it you better lick the fuckin plate you aint wasting it put your face in it fore I throw you in the basement again and I aint giving in, youre gonna just sit there in one fuckin place ??? till next Thanksgiving and if you still aint finished it Ill use the same shit again then when I make spinach dip itll be placed in that shit, you little shit wanna sit there and play innocent a rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it child support? Your father he aint sent the shit and so what if he did its none of your dang business kid my mom, theres no one else quite like my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones but shes the reason why am high what Im high on My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom My mom loved Valium now all I am is a party animal I am what I am but Im strong to the finish with me Valium spinach but my buzz only lasts about two minutes but I dont wanna swallow it without chewing it I cant even write a rhyme without doing it My Valium, My Valium Man I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict, nah fuck that I cant have it happen to me but thats actually what has ended up happening a tragedy, a fuckin passing it up catching me and its probably where I got acquainted with the taste aint it? pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom beautiful she killed the fuckin dog with the medicine she done fed it feed it a fuckin Aspirin and say that it has a headache Here wanna snack, you hungry you fuckin brat? look at that, its a Xanax take it and take a nap, eat it but I dont need it, well fuck it then break it up take a little piece then beat before you wake Nathan up alright ma you win, I dont feel like arguing Ill do it, pop it gobble it and start wobbling stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, tripped then I fall in bed with a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs thats why I am like I am cuz Im like her because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs thats why Im on what Im on cuz Im my mom