[00:00.00]Qualified (2006 Remaster) - Dr. John
[00:11.90]Lookey here
[00:14.30]Better hurry up and check it out
[00:16.88]Lookey here lookey here
[00:20.75]Your steak ain't no hipper than my pork chop
[00:29.88]Your Cadillac ain't no hipper than my bus stop
[00:39.85]Your champagne ain't no hipper than my soda pop
[00:50.74]Lookey here I'm ready to take care of business
[00:55.56]Have no fear I'm already here
[00:59.81]I'll tell you now
[01:01.80]I'm qualified
[01:04.01]You know that I'm qualified
[01:06.71]You know that I'm qualified
[01:19.75]Your top hat ain't no better
[01:23.83]Than my ginger brown
[01:28.72]And your sharp skin ain't no badder
[01:33.52]Than my Levis Jim
[01:38.69]The money you got it ain't no better
[01:43.28]Than a higher spending man's
[01:49.48]All I've got is a little bit of common sense
[01:53.46]I believe in my heart the best E.D. is experience
[01:58.44]I'll tell you now
[02:00.86]I'm qualified
[02:02.76]You know that I'm qualified
[02:05.19]You know that I'm qualified
[02:28.57]You may find me in a project slum
[02:32.96]Be hanging out with all the skid row bums
[02:37.65]I may be sick and I may seem dumb
[02:42.59]That don't mean you know where I'm coming from
[02:57.25]Look out kid
[03:01.01]Just make a little room for
[03:06.28]Your social life ain't no better than my hot dog stand
[03:16.65]Your edu ma cation ain't no hipper than
[03:20.62]What you understand
[03:26.33]Your woman that you got she ain't no hipper than
[03:31.26]A hot loving band
[03:36.40]I got the power to control
[03:41.61]I can see clean through your blind mole
[03:45.24]And I want to tell you now
[03:48.24]I'm qualified
[03:49.99]You know that I'm qualified
[03:52.57]You know that I'm qualified
[04:25.36]Look at me I'm filling up in class
[04:29.13]And you better watch out I'm stepping up fast
[04:34.73]And I ain't a jacket on me I've been hanging
[04:38.05]Out in the projects
[04:39.45]Hangin' out with all you rednecks
[04:41.19]You rubbernecks and rejects