Stupid World

	Lisa washed her hair on Monday
	Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday
	Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday
	Lisa washed her hair in Thursday
	Then her husband noticed that her shampoo
	Had upset her pH balance
	Her hair was all dried out and frizzy
	So he shot the bitch and moved to the city
	Her husband got a job at a roller rink
	He tried to pick up chicks but he had a little dink
	He brushed his teeth with Aim but it didn't matter
	Nice fresh breath but his dink didn't get no bigger
	Oh what a stupid world