[00:00.000] 作词 : Sammy Cahn [00:00.348] 作曲 : Jimmy can Heusen [00:00.696]Here is a verse unlike any verse [00:05.688]To a song that you've never heard [00:10.193]It deals with the subject that I and the authors agree [00:15.696]Is at best absurd [00:21.384]Love is a bore [00:23.138]Love is a ball game without a score [00:25.392]Love is a sail boat without a sail [00:27.885]The lock on the candy store [00:30.081]Asparagus without the hollandaise [00:34.340]Plus all the petty laughs [00:36.083]In Tennessee Williams' plays [00:38.092]I used to love it but now it's a drag [00:41.087]Love is a flag pole without a flag [00:43.338]Love is the mailman without the mail [00:46.091]A comic without a gag [00:48.087]A soap-opera plot and lots lots more [00:52.336]But mainly I mean love is a bore [00:56.841]It's I'll-call-you-tomorrow [00:58.338]It's a phone that never rings [01:01.092]It's a sack full of sorrow [01:02.524]Or a ride on angel's wings [01:04.779]So just remember the next time you saw [01:07.532]Love is an exit without a door [01:10.527]But if you're in love you'll ignore [01:14.529]All the things that I've said here before [01:18.780]But mainly I mean love is a bore [02:23.526]It's I'll-call-you-tomorrow [02:24.747]It's a phone that never rings [02:27.243]It's a sack full of sorrow [02:28.680]Or a ride on angel's wings [02:30.929]So just remember the next time you saw [02:33.926]Love is an exit without a door [02:36.859]But if you're in love you'll ignore [02:40.608]All the things that I've said here before [02:44.049]And you'll pray that your love [02:45.996]Whatever he does [02:46.753]Will come back and be [02:47.698]The bore that he was [02:49.695]Before