[ti:Whatever You Like] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [00:00.166]Hey girl [00:01.625]You know,our economy's in the toilet [00:02.987]But I'm still gonna treat you right [00:05.167]I said you can have whatever you like [00:07.675]I said you can have whatever you like [00:11.321]Yeah [00:12.567]Tater tots,Cold Duck on ice [00:15.426]And we can clip coupons all night [00:17.494]And baby you can have whatever you like [00:20.577]I said you can have whatever you like [00:22.537]Yeah [00:25.507]Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please [00:28.331]Like Burger King or Mickey D's [00:30.608]And baby you can have whatever you like [00:33.291]I said you can even have the large fries [00:36.635]Yeah [00:37.912]Baby,you should know I am really quite a sweet guy [00:41.908]When I buy you bathroom tissue,I always get the 2-ply [00:45.52]Want it,you can get it,my dear [00:47.656]I got my Costco membership card right here,yeah [00:51.53]You like Top Ramen?Need Top Ramen? [00:53.859]Got a cupboard full of 'em,I'll keep 'em comin' [00:57.79]You want it,I got it,go get it,just heat it [01:00.739]Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it [01:03.623]Pork and beans and Minute Rice [01:06.198]And we can play cribbage all night [01:08.703]And baby you can have whatever you like [01:11.705]I said you can have whatever you like [01:14.965]Yeah [01:15.971]I can take you to the Laundromat downtown [01:18.340]And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round [01:21.773]Or baby we can go wherever you like [01:23.327]I said we can go wherever you like [01:27.702]Yeah [01:29.66]Hottest shorty I know,if you had some lipo [01:33.183]You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio [01:35.663]Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold [01:39.554]Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old [01:42.883]And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes [01:45.496]Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's [01:48.310]Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl [01:51.358]You ain't gotta pay me,that's the way that I roll [01:54.912]My chick can have what she want [01:57.743]At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want [02:00.402]I know girl,you ain't never had a man like that [02:03.457]Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that,yeah [02:06.499]You like my Hyundai?See my Hyundai? [02:10.875]I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday [02:13.777]But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash [02:17.424]Do you think you could chip in for gas? [02:20.318]Mac and cheese would be all right [02:23.369]But let's send out for pizza tonight [02:25.93]And you can order any toppings you like [02:28.613]I said you can even have the last slice [02:31.466]Yeah [02:32.943]Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do' [02:35.512]Now I can get free HBO [02:37.832]And baby you can watch whatever you like [02:40.733]I said you can watch whatever you like [02:44.298]Yeah [02:45.473]And you can always ride the city bus [02:48.449]Got a stack of tokens just for us [02:51.431]Yo,my wallet's fat and full of ones [02:54.430]Yeah,it's all about the Washingtons,that's right [02:58.748]You want White Castle?Need White Castle? [03:01.588]Long as you got me it won't be no hassle [03:05.246]You want it,well get it,just don't be a hater [03:07.932]If I grab a bunch of napkins for later [03:11.44]Thrift store jeans,on sale half price [03:13.210]The underwear at Goodwill is nice [03:16.473]And baby you can have whatever you like [03:18.491]I said you can have whatever you like [03:22.446]Yeah [03:23.756]Baby I can give you anything you please [03:25.903]Even share my government cheese [03:29.143]And baby you can have as much as you like [03:32.98]I said you can go have as much as you like [03:35.229]Yeah