[00:15.48]Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
[00:19.82]For the good Gentile girls
[00:21.68]and the good Gentile boys
[00:23.92]When the boss busted in,
[00:25.67]nearly scared 'em half to death
[00:27.91]Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
[00:31.94]From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
[00:35.98]Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
[00:40.16]And he smiled and said,
[00:41.76]with a twinkle in his eye,
[00:43.96]Merry Christmas to all,
[00:46.07]now you're all gonna die!
[00:48.46]The night Santa went crazy
[00:52.55]The night St. Nick went insane
[00:55.94]Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
[01:00.37]Something finally must have snapped in his brain
[01:04.42]Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
[01:08.82]Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
[01:12.65]And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
[01:16.83]And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
[01:20.82]He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
[01:24.66]And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger
[01:28.60]And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued Blitzen
[01:32.50]And he took a big bite and said, 'It tastes just like chicken!'
[01:36.70]The night Santa went crazy
[01:41.05]The night Kris Kringle went nuts
[01:44.68]Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
[01:48.61]Without steppin' in reindeer guts
[01:52.70]There's the National Guard and the F. B. I.
[01:59.31]There's a van from the Eyewitness News
[02:03.26]And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
[02:07.44]And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
[02:11.68]And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
[02:17.73]My my my my my my
[02:21.13]You used to be such a jolly guy
[02:31.59]Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
[02:35.38]In a federal prison for his infamous crime
[02:39.31]Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
[02:43.76]He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
[02:47.88]But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
[02:51.57]And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
[02:55.80]And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
[02:59.50]With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
[03:03.30]They're talkin 'bout the night Santa went crazy
[03:07.88]The night St. Nicholas flipped
[03:11.38]Broke his back for some milk and cookies
[03:15.61]Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
[03:19.37]Wo, the night Santa went crazy
[03:23.40]The night St. Nick went insane
[03:27.11]Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
[03:31.30]Something finally must have snapped in his brain
[03:34.67]Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
[03:38.51]Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain