[00:00.00] 作词 : Yankovic
[04:12.94][00:07.23]Album:Alapalooza
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[00:10.69]I dated Siamese twins
[00:12.55]I slept with Bigfoot, too
[00:14.53]Get me on Sally Jesse
[00:16.91]Put me on Donahue
[00:19.01]'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
[00:22.86]Right Now
[00:24.39]
[00:27.75]My dog's a narcoleptic
[00:30.43]My mom's a circus freak
[00:32.56]I gotta get a spot on
[00:34.69]Geraldo's show this week
[00:37.19]'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
[00:40.62]Right Now
[00:42.20]
[00:46.53]I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict
[00:50.67]Stripper born without a chin
[00:54.49]And I'm only comfortable talking about it
[00:58.90]When the whole wide world is listening in
[01:02.18]
[01:03.62]Talk Soup... Talk Soup
[01:12.00]Listen to me, (listen to me)
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[01:22.47]My wife ran off with Elvis
[01:24.37]My boss shaved off my hair
[01:26.44]I've got a thing for poodles
[01:28.67]And rubber underwear
[01:30.92]And I wanna tell the world about it
[01:34.55]Right Now
[01:36.54]
[01:39.90]I had a close encounter
[01:42.15]I never chew my food
[01:44.35]I got eleven nose jobs
[01:46.60]I yodel in the nude
[01:48.89]And I wanna tell the world about it
[01:52.71]Right Now
[01:54.48]
[01:57.90]I'm just a cross-dressin' alcoholic neo-Nazi
[02:02.50]Porno star, as you may have guessed
[02:06.49]And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better
[02:10.79]If you let me get this thing off my chest
[02:14.01]
[02:15.51]Talk Soup... Talk Soup
[02:24.05]Listen to me, (listen to me)
[02:29.95]
[02:34.43]I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac
[02:38.28]Albino go-go dancer, you see
[02:42.21]Nothin' so bad that I can't share it
[02:45.00]With a billion friends on national TV, whoa...
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[02:51.79]I have no genitalia
[02:54.14]I sold my kids for cheese
[02:56.24]I love my blow up doll, so
[02:58.35]Bring out those cameras, please
[03:00.75]'Cause I gotta tell the world about it
[03:04.47]Right Now
[03:06.34]
[03:45.18][03:27.45][03:09.48]Talk Soup... Talk Soup
[03:53.93][03:35.94][03:17.95]Listen to me, (listen to me)
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