[00:23.96]Put down your remote control
[00:26.07]Throw out your TV Guide
[00:31.46]Put away your jacket
[00:33.02]There's no need to go outside
[00:36.75]Don't you know that we control the horizontal
[00:42.41]We control the verticle too
[00:46.59]We gonna make a couch potato out of you
[00:51.32]That's what we gonna do now
[00:54.12]Don't change the channel
[00:56.03]Don't touch that dial
[00:58.47]We got it all on UHF
[01:01.61]Kick off your sneakers
[01:03.58]Stick around for a while
[01:06.00]We got it all on UHF
[01:08.63]Don't worry 'bout your laundry
[01:10.51]Forget about your job
[01:12.35]Just crank up the volume
[01:14.27]And yank off the knob
[01:15.85]We got it all we got it all we got it all on UHF
[01:27.56]Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
[01:34.33]You better put away your homework
[01:36.68]Prime time ain't no time to think
[01:41.13]All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
[01:45.83]Press your face right up against the screen
[01:50.26]We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen
[01:55.20]If you know what I mean now
[01:57.81]Don't change the channel
[01:59.69]Don't touch that dial
[02:01.53]We got it all on UHF
[02:05.27]Kick off your sneakers
[02:07.22]Stick around for a while
[02:09.63]We got it all on UHF
[02:12.29]Don't worry 'bout your laundry
[02:14.18]Forget about your job
[02:16.01]Just crank up the volume
[02:26.26]And yank off the knob
[02:32.52]We got it all we got it all we got it all on UHF
[02:47.92]You can watch us all day
[02:56.97]You can watch us all night
[03:00.75]You can watch us any time that you please
[03:03.69]You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
[03:08.22]'Till your brain turns into cottage cheese
[03:11.25]Well now
[03:12.68]Don't change the channel
[03:14.55]Don't touch that dial
[03:15.50]We got it all on UHF
[03:20.18]Kick off your sneakers
[03:22.18]Stick around for a while
[03:24.58]We got it all on UHF
[03:25.73]Don't worry 'bout your laundry
[03:27.46]Forget about your job
[03:29.78]Just crank up the volume
[03:32.72]And yank off the knob
[03:34.47]We got it all we got it all we got it all on UHF
[03:39.04]We got it all on UHF
[03:41.07]UHF
[03:41.53]We got it all on UHF
[03:43.44]UHF
[03:45.29]We got it all on UHF
[03:46.61]UHF
[03:47.01]We got it all on UHF
[03:49.02]We got it all
[03:50.33]We got it all on UHF
[03:52.02]UHF
[03:52.97]We got it all on UHF
[03:54.47]UHF
[03:54.63]We got it all on UHF
[03:55.64]UHF
[03:55.79]We got it all on UHF
[03:58.09]We got it all
[03:59.78]We got it all
[04:01.46]We got it all
[04:02.59]On UHF
[04:03.51]We got it
[04:04.92]We got it
[04:05.63]We got
[04:06.82]We got it
[04:08.29]It all
[04:09.51]We got it
[04:10.83]On UHF
[04:11.47]We got it all
[04:12.65]We got it all on UHF
[04:14.54]We got it all
[04:15.68]We got it all on UHF
[04:16.75]UHF
[04:16.91]We got it all
[04:19.19]We got it all
[04:20.39]On UHF
[04:21.89]On UHF
[04:22.81]We got it all on UHF
[04:24.79]We got it all on UHF
[04:26.48]UHF
[04:26.65]We got it all
[04:27.62]We got it all
[04:28.83]On UHF
[04:29.40]We go it
[04:30.38]We got it all on UHF
[04:31.37]We got it all on UHF
[04:33.05]We got it all on UHF
[04:34.62]We got it all on UHF
[04:35.78]UHF
[04:35.95]We got it all on UHF
[04:38.43]UHF
[04:41.90]We got it all on UHF