[00:00.00] 作词 : Yankovic
[00:12.42]Woh oh
[00:18.06] I want a new duck
[00:19.74]One that won't try to bite
[00:23.09]One that won't chew a hole in my socks
[00:25.23]One that won't quack all night
[00:28.61]I want a new duck
[00:30.45]One with big webbed feet
[00:33.59]One that knows how to wash my car
[00:35.78]And keep his room real neat
[00:39.71]One that won't raid the ice box
[00:41.65]One that'll stay in shape
[00:43.81]One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
[00:48.94]Or I'll tie him up with duct tape
[00:58.24]I want a new duck
[01:00.38]A mallard I think
[01:03.08]One that won't make a mess of my house
[01:05.05]Or build a nest in the bathroom sink
[01:08.74]I want a new duck
[01:10.63]One that won't steal a beer
[01:13.57]One that won't stick his bill in my mail
[01:15.81]One that knows the duck stops here
[01:19.74]One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
[01:23.72]One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
[01:29.10]And show me how to get down
[01:34.37]How to get down, baby
[01:38.50]Get it?Quack, quack, quack, quack
[01:43.13]Quack, quack, quack, quack
[01:55.07]I want a new duck
[01:56.97]Not a swan or a goose
[01:59.95]Just a drake,
[02:00.85]I can dress real cute
[02:02.14]Think I'm gonna name him Bruce
[02:05.84]I want a new duck
[02:07.88]Not a quail or an owl
[02:10.61]One that won't molt too much
[02:12.71]One that won't smell too foul
[02:16.79]One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
[02:18.78]Hangin' around all day
[02:20.92]He'd better mind his manners
[02:22.66]Better do just what I say
[02:25.99]Or he's gonna be duck pate, duck pate, yah, yah
[02:35.00]Quack, quack, quack, quack
[02:40.18]Quack, quack, quack, quack.