I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital
I see him most every day
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung
This is what I hear him say

(deep breathing)
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Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend
He's never a chump or a tease
He never tells me lies,
and best of all
He never disagrees

I bring him candy
and flowers every afternoon
Sit down by his side and say "Hi"
And then I ask him his opinion
of the world situation
And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply,
and Mr. Frump would say

(deep breathing)
[01:08.79
Well, unfortunately,
soon it came to be
Mr. Frump's dying day
And now I bring to you
the very last thing
That Mr. Frump had to say

(deep breathing, that fades and dies off)

Amen