1, 2, 3, 4
My sister got lucky, married a yuppie
Took him for all he was worth
Now she's a swinger dating a singer
I can't decide which is worse
But not me, baby
I've got you to save me
Ah, you're so bad
Best thing 
I ever had
In a world gone mad
You're so bad
My sister's ex-husband can't get no lovin'
Walks around dog-faced and hurt
Now he's got nothin', head in the oven
I can't decide which is worse
But not me, baby
I've got you to save me
Ah, you're so bad
Best thing 
I ever had
In a world gone mad
You're so bad
Oh, but not me, baby
I've got you to save me
Ah, you're so bad
Best thing 
I've ever had
In a world gone mad
You're so bad
Ah, you're so bad
Best thing 
I've ever had
In a world gone mad
You're so bad