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[00:03.161]今天，我要给大家讲一个故事
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[00:06.412]希望大家听完之后都能有所领悟
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[00:10.163]也祝大家听完这首歌后早日找到对象
[00:20.913]那么我们就 开始吧
[00:22.912]两个黄鹂鸣翠柳
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[00:25.693]你还没有女朋友
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[00:28.944]雌雄双兔傍地走
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[00:31.943]你还没有男朋友
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[00:34.584]一江春水向东流
[00:37.833]
[00:37.833]你还没有男朋友
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[00:40.834]问君能有几多愁
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[00:44.333]你还没有女朋友
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[00:47.333]抽刀断水水更流
[00:49.584]
[00:50.084]你还没有男朋友
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[00:52.584]举杯消愁愁更愁
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[00:56.351]你还没有女朋友
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[00:59.333]路见不平一声吼
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[01:01.583]你还没有女朋友
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[01:04.583]此曲只应天上有
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[01:08.083]你还没有男朋友
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[01:10.834]谁说谁是
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[01:12.834]单
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[01:14.087]身
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[01:15.833]狗
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[01:17.583]反正不是我