Just about to tell you That I love him, I do I love him, I love him And I don't care what you think I love him for the man he wants to be And I love him for the man that he almost is I love him, I love him, I love him! She'll let you in her house If you come knockin' late at night She'll let you in her mouth If the words you say are right If you pay the price She'll let you deep inside But there's a secret garden she hides You've got to be fair to her She loves you If you don't love her, You've got to tell her She'll let you in her car To go drivin' 'round She'll let you into the parts of herself That'll bring you down She'll let you in her heart If you got a hammer and a vise But into her secret garden, don't think twice What if we got married? If I said that, would you stay? Oh, no, don't do that don't say that, unless You've gone a million miles Well, say it if you want to. How far'd you get Will you marry me? To that place where you can't remember What are you thinkin'? And you can't forget Laurel, we're getting married! She'll lead you down a path There'll be tenderness in the air She'll let you come just far enough So you know she's really there She'll look at you and smile And her eyes will say She's got a secret garden Where everything you want Where everything you need Will always stay A million miles away Do you, Jerry Maguire, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? And do you, Dorothy Boyd, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? I now pronounce you husband and wife. I pretended that proposal by the car was real And it might've just been a hypothetical. I did this. And at least I can do something about it now So this break is a break-up. C'mon, Jerry, you know this isn't easy for me. Okay, if this is where it has to happen, This is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? I miss my wife. I love you. You... And I just Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello. You had me at hello!