There are spiders in my solo cup
Teacher says we've given up
The whole world will never be enough
We like to keep it stupid 'cause it keeps us tough
And now the devil's at the front door
Cthulhu smoking on the back porch
We've got these girls from Mars in push-up bras
Nobody likes being ignored

I don't wanna be a human being, all night
Heroes hanging from the ceiling, all night
Kings and queens we don't believe in
And I gotta funny feeling
We're better off dancing with the demons
All night (yeah)

Giants hiding in the bathroom
Lightning in the living room
As Einstein and Darwin
Do shots with the Greek god jocks
The apocalypse is kinda cool
And if you're needing something just ask
Maybe Father Time can try to change your past
Got Mister Sandman selling dreams by the gram
Yeah, they're worth it if you've got the cash

I don't wanna be a human being, all night
Heroes hanging from the ceiling, all night
Kings and queens we don't believe in
And I gotta funny feeling
We're better off dancing with the demons
All night (yeah)

Space cowboys in the driveway
Leave now or have it your way
Everybody is the same
Grim Reaper in the hallway
Says he's off the clock as always
But I don't feel so safe

If you find me
Something I might be
Promise me you'll let me know
Aphrodite, she don't know me
I guess I should say hello
Gods and deities
They make it look so easy
But inside we're all the same
No one's special, but we're all amazing
Fill your solo cup and say

I don't wanna be a human being, all night
Heroes hanging from the ceiling, all night
Kings and queens we don't believe in
And I gotta funny feeling
We're better off dancing with the demons
All night (yeah)

If you find me
Something I might be
Promise me you'll let me know
Aphrodite, she don't know me
I guess I should say hello