There’s a rat in the kitchen and he’s eatin’ my cheese 
Eatin’ my cheese, eatin’ my cheese 
A rat in the kitchen and he’s eatin’ my cheese 
Eatin’ my cheese alright 
There’s a snake in the cellar and he’s drinkin’ my wine 
Drinkin’ my wine, drinkin’ my wine 
A snake in the cellar and he’s drinkin’ my wine 
Drinkin’ my wine alright 
Well I ain’t gonna let ya keep on eatin’ and eatin’ and eatin’ 
Ain’t gonna let ya keep on takin’ and takin’ and takin’ 
I’m gonna treat ya like the mouse that you are 
Creepin’ in and eatin’ up my house you are 
I ain’t gonna stand it 
I am gonna turn ya out crack snap trap 
This is my home step back! 
There’s a moth in the closet and he’s eatin’ my clothes 
A mole in my garden and he’s chewin’ my hose 
A bird in the attic and he’s stealin’ my song 
A man at the door and his motive is wrong 
Oh bankers, lawyers, thieves! 
Gov’ners, mayors, police! 
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Oh bankers, lawyers, thieves! 
Cheaters, dealers, disease! 
No I ain’t gonna let ya keep on eatin’ and eatin’ and eatin’ 
Ain’t gonna let ya keep on takin’ and takin’ and takin’ 
I’m gonna treat ya like the mouse that you are 
Creepin’ in and eatin’ up my house you are 
I ain’t gonna stand it 
I am gonna turn ya out crack snap trap 
This is my home step back!