作词 : Grean, Hertz
From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this place
 To study the behavior patterns of the human race
 And I find them highly illogical
 Girl meets boy they fall in love
 She says he's everything she's dreamed of
 But when they get married before he's aware
 She changes his habits the way he combs his hair
 She changes him to someone he's never been
 And then complains he's not like other men
 Now really I find this most illogical
 Take the case of your automobiles
 Greatest invention since man discovered wheels
 Hydromatic overdrive four-on-the-floor
 Pushbutton windows pushbutton doors
 Double barreled carborators rush you anyplace
 But you never can find a parking space
 Highly illogical
 Take the case of modern man
 He works all his life gives it all he can
 Saves all his money works overtime
 Pinches every penny banks every dime
 All he can think about is money but you know
 That he can't take it with him where he's going to go
 Now I find that fascinatingly illogical
 Now is the time to journey home to tell of what I've learned
 My people I believe have every right to be concerned
 For in spite of computers and advanced psychology
 Behavior patterns are still a mystery
 I predict the future of this earthly human race
 Is that having made a mess of Earth They'll move to outer space
 Well there goes the neighborhood
 Totally, completely, absolutely, irrevocably, highly illogical