作曲 : Josh Woodward The barometric pressure is increasing, but it's still below The levels that we see in winter storms We're up by thirteen millibars from where we were before And it weakens as it moves in from the shore (But Chad...) Please, Carol, let me talk Cuz I've got something to say, oh Please, Carol, let me talk Won't you let me do my job, I'm trying to explain That once the pressure builds, the storm will fizzle out I'm sorry if your feeble brain can't follow what I say But I have dumbed it down as far as I will go [chorus] It might not take a weatherman to know which way the wind blows Or to tell you that it's sunny in Palm Springs But that's not why I'm here, yeah, I went to school for years So that I could tell you more about these things [chorus]