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The only things my room is not here. |
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10 til 2, the clock won't move, detention hall is better with beer. |
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I can do it all in my room. |
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I can be a rock star with a bad attitude (come on). |
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I am the king in my room. |
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I can ground my mom and dad for being bad if I choose. |
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Shapow! How do you like me know? |
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SHAZAM, I don't think you understand. |
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Shaquick! Here I got a 10 inch, TV screen . . . only in my room. |
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I've got green, it's in my room. |
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The only things my room is not here. |
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Pitching tents, inside my pants. |
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There's a pool of drool by my ear. |
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I can fake it all in my room, I can be a quarterback, |
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I'm the coolest guy in school (check it). |
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I can get on down in my room. |
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I can go and freak Rebecca Romijn in the nude. |
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TV, munchies, ______, DVD in my room. |
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Watchin' juggies, spankin' monkies, doughnut dunkin' in my room. |
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Ladies love me, pour me heinies, feed me grapies, in my room. |
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Write a shitty record, for my record label in my room. |
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IN MY ROOM, IN MY ROOM, IN MY ROOOOOOOMMM!! (x3). |
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