[00:15.53]I took a three day trip with a one day woman
[00:18.91]If you know what I’m talkin’ about
[00:21.90]After 24 hours it was plain to see
[00:25.34]This week-end wasn’t gonna work out
[00:28.40]She and I didn’t have one thing in common
[00:32.01]And her papers weren’t coming around
[00:35.09]I’m on a three day stay with a no way babe
[00:38.66]What the hell am I gonna do now?
[00:42.33]
[00:43.34]Well Friday night cost me a hot dollar dinner
[00:46.67]Lots of tequila and wine she drown
[00:50.03]Now she’s messed up' real good and drunk
[00:53.42]Stumbling and falling down
[00:56.40]So I had to carry her to the room where she instantly passed out
[01:02.96]And started snorrin’ loud so I went back down
[01:06.29]And took a cab to the waffle house （boy' this is fun）
[01:10.65]
[01:11.40]Now Saturday morning along about noon
[01:14.43]She calls room service bring me some doubles
[01:16.85]
[01:17.87]Hey' meet me in the bar. It’s 6 hours till dark
[01:21.40]And this bitch is having speech troubles
[01:24.55]Fijy dizzy this and wijy wajy that
[01:27.43]I though God' please rescue me
[01:31.01]Another couple sat down' they ordered around
[01:34.47]Now is my chance to go free
[01:38.38]
[01:39.25]I took a three day trip with a one day woman
[01:42.63]If you know what I’m talkin’ about
[01:45.69]After 24 hours it was plain to see
[01:48.99]This week-end really wasn’t gonna work out
[01:52.31]She and I didn’t have one thing in common
[01:55.81]And her papers weren’t coming around
[01:58.91]I’m on a three day stay with a no way babe
[02:02.44]What the hell am I gonna do now?
[02:05.95]
[02:18.65]So it’s the dude in my date get really shitfaced
[02:22.21]When his girl grabbed me to dance
[02:25.16]Looks like you and me are up the same tree
[02:28.77]So let’s start our own romance
[02:31.77]Yea' she and I watched the Sunday morning sun come up in each others’ arms
[02:38.26]This weekend started bad but we’re really glad
[02:41.75]Cuz the chewy dumpster’s still in the barn
[02:45.50]
[02:50.06]Don’t take a three day trip with a one day woman
[02:53.32]Better learn what I’m talkin’ about
[02:56.29]If you’re gonna go to the islands don’t take a chance
[02:59.93]Take a babe that you’d really get down
[03:02.94]So if you have any friend wanna line you up
[03:06.36]With a blind date take it from me
[03:09.56]Get a girl you know who’s cocked and ready to go
[03:13.20]Forget about the harmony
[03:17.89]
[03:41.21]I’ve never seen her before