My best friend, he's been cleaning up his act
Mowed his front yard, even mowed the back
I can think of just one reason for all that
Must be a woman

He picked up all the beer cans off his deck
Even tried to wash the red right off his neck
He's put a little swagger in his step
Must be a woman

Must be a woman, 'cause I can't think of nothin'
That would make a man do somethin' he don't always do
Must be a woman, she's really got him goin'
He's wearin' cooler clothes and he's shined his shoes

He used to stop and hang out for a few
Now he's cut it down to one or two
Must be good to have a good excuse
Must be a woman

Must be a woman, 'cause I can't think of nothin'
That would make a man do somethin' he don't always do
Must be a woman, she's really got him goin'
He's wearin' cooler clothes and he's shined his shoes

He's got himself a brand new set of wheels
We've never even heard those tires squeal
That smile he's wearin' must come with a deal
Must be a woman

Must be a woman, 'cause I can't think of nothin'
That would make a man do somethin' he don't always do
Must be a woman, she's really got him goin'
He's wearin' cooler clothes and he's shined his shoes
Must be a woman
Must be a woman
Must be a woman
A pretty woman
Must be a woman