Wanna I be a field day for the Sundays so they can fuck up my life
Embarass my wife  and leave a bad taste
Striped That toothpaste can't remove on Monday mornings
I wanna be a target for the dailies so they can show
Pictures of me with a nude on page three  so lacking in taste
Touched up near the waist  looking as limp as Monday morning
Up Touched near the waist  looking as limp as Monday morning