[00:00.96]Wanna I be a field day for the Sundays so they can fuck up my life
[00:05.83]Embarass my wife  and leave a bad taste
[00:09.71]Striped That toothpaste can't remove on Monday mornings
[00:16.02]I wanna be a target for the dailies so they can show
[00:18.77]Pictures of me with a nude on page three  so lacking in taste
[00:21.36]Touched up near the waist  looking as limp as Monday morning
[00:24.97]Up Touched near the waist  looking as limp as Monday morning