I know it's dumb to say, 
That you are on my mind. 
I know it's stupid to dream, 
That you might think of me as a man. 
I can loose my own tie knot, 
I can button up my own pants. 
I can buy my own cigarettes, 
I can pluck my own moustache. 
I read it's lame to wish, 
That you won't walk out on me. 
I'm not embarrassed to sing, 
Plainly the words love and your name. 
I can pay all my own bills, 
I can unroll my own tights. 
I can untuck all 
I have to untuck, 
I can weep through my own midnights. 
I can loose my own tie knot, 
I can button up my own pants. 
I can buy my own cigarettes, 
I can pluck my own moustache. 
I can pay all my own debts, 
I can rip off my own tights. 
I can humiliate myself to your face, 
I can weep through my own midnights.