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[00:02.83]There's a threat in the world today.
[00:05.07]A threat to our way of living, a threat to our society,
[00:08.75]and maybe even a threat to our very exitence.
[00:12.80]And what is this threat? The WESTSIDE CONNECTION.
[00:17.61]An organization made up of highly motivated,
[00:20.00]extremely agressive gangstas turned businessmen with one single objective,
[00:26.29]world domination, or in their words "Creating a world wide Westside".
[00:33.12]Vowing to make every man woman and child bow down
[00:36.18]to the "W", a hand sign used by their members to show affiliation.
[00:41.84]We have confirmed reports that "W"'s have been appearing on the various
[00:45.16]monuments and historical landmarks throughout the world. There are also talks
[00:50.24]of Mount Rushmore being renamed Mount Westmore, with America's forefathers
[00:54.75]being replaced by the WESTSIDE CONNECTION forefathers, Ice Cube, WC, and
[01:00.60]Mack 10
[01:01.79]a.k.a. The Gangsta, The Killa, and The D**e Dealer.
[01:07.65]When confronted with these allegations they released a statement saying...
[01:10.77]quote... "B**ch, you know the side, world motherf**king wide."....... unquote.