[00:04.339]Get off my ass, ya wee bitty ****
[00:08.736]If I pull out the claymore, you're shit outta luck
[00:13.920]Who is that girl, that pretty young thing
[00:18.644]After I **** her, she'll get up and sing
[00:23.288]Aye, aye, aye
[00:27.966]Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
[00:32.578]Aye, aye, aye
[00:36.886]The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
[00:41.827]Down to the pub, for a two-shillin' ale
[00:46.032]The bread on the counter is goin' stale
[00:50.865]If I don't get some fresh bread soon
[00:55.284]Gonna punch you in your face, and bark at the moon
[01:00.142]Aye, aye, aye
[01:04.702]Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
[01:09.274]Aye, aye, aye
[01:13.631]The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
[01:18.607]
[01:36.394]Ain't got no girl, 'cuz I haven't the time
[01:41.051]Got too many other things on me mind
[01:45.880]Patty was nice, she was pale and cute
[01:50.069]But I threw her away, like an old piece of fruit
[01:55.075]Aye, aye, aye
[01:59.771]Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
[02:04.358]Aye, aye, aye
[02:08.734]The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
[02:13.345]Got tombs in me pores, my feet are all wet
[02:17.791]Got mold in my ears, but I ain't dead yet
[02:22.286]Got stones in me bladder, got a crack in me head
[02:26.798]When Patty starts cryin', this is what I said
[02:31.823]Aye, aye, aye
[02:36.526]Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
[02:41.228]Aye, aye, aye
[02:45.314]The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
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