[00:13.98]writer(s): dennis/adair
[00:17.02]i make a date for golf -
[00:20.00]you can bet you life it rains.
[00:24.28]i try to give a party -
[00:28.88]and the guy upstairs complains.
[00:32.43]i guess i'll go thru life;
[00:36.84]just catchin' colds and missin' trains,
[00:41.52]ev'rything happens to me.
[00:49.00]i never miss a thing -
[00:52.96]i've had measles and the mumps.
[00:57.28]and ev'ry time i play my ace -
[01:02.67]my partner always trumps.
[01:05.22]i guess i'm just a fool;
[01:09.70]who never looks before he jumps,
[01:13.96]ev'rything happens to me.
[01:22.39]at first my heart tho't;
[01:24.89]you could break this jinx for me.
[01:29.24]that love would turn the trick;
[01:32.48]to end  despair.
[01:37.55]but now, i just can't fool;
[01:42.66]this head that thinks for me.
[01:45.78]i've mortgaged all my castles in the air.
[01:53.73]i've telegraphed and called;
[01:57.63]i sent "air mail special", too;
[02:02.43]you answer was goodbye -
[02:05.76]and there was even postage due.
[02:10.26]i fell in love just once;
[02:14.39]and then it had to be with you,
[02:18.34]ev'rything happens to me.
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