[00:01.40]How to break a heart
[00:05.61]It is not difficult
[00:07.80]Anyone can do it
[00:09.81]So could you
[00:11.41]If you tried
[00:13.45]Just find a light
[00:15.31]And switch it off
[00:17.23]As easy
[00:18.02]As blinking
[00:19.73]That's what I was taught
[00:20.95]When I was too young to ask
[00:22.36]By ladies
[00:23.22]In white nightgowns
[00:24.43]In dripping weeds
[00:25.48]And black ribbons
[00:26.83]A girl's best friend
[00:28.03]Is a small handgun
[00:29.12]The question was useless
[00:30.52]For I could say yes
[00:32.11]But you've got to ask my army
[00:33.85]And they are not inclined to grant favours
[00:35.94]Just now