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| [00:00.13] | 作曲 : 秦小站 |
| [00:00.27] | 编曲：秦小站 |
| [00:00.80] | 采样电影：破坏之王-周星驰 |
| [00:01.43] | 何金银：别跟我开这种玩笑，发生感情怎么办呢？ |
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| [00:15.78] | 何金银：如果你一定要今天去的话 |
| [00:17.19] | 你介不介意我戴个帽子？ |
| [00:18.43] | 要不然就是给我一点时间 |
| [00:19.55] | 去烫个头发 |
| [00:20.55] | 因为我现在的发型跟你不太相配 |
| [00:22.96] | 可以吗？ |
| [00:25.47] | 阿丽：对不起啊！ |
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| [00:38.18] | 路人女：那个送外卖的来了 |
| [00:39.69] | 何金银：阿丽！ |
| [00:40.22] | 阿丽：何先生！你好。 |
| [00:42.02] | 何金银：真巧啊！ |
| [00:42.76] | 阿丽：是啊。 |
| [00:43.58] | 何金银：请你吃个鸡蛋三明治 |
| [00:45.07] | 阿丽：对不起，我不吃鸡蛋…… |
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| [00:56.03] | 何金银：我是懦夫！ |
| [00:57.00] | 达叔：看得出来，昨天晚上就应该来了！20块 |
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| [01:09.15] | 达叔：我跟你说过不一定教吗？ |
| [01:10.61] | 不过你尽管告诉我你想学什么…… |
| [01:12.24] | 何金银：我想全部都学！ |
| [01:13.44] | 达叔：啊？全部都学，很贵的！ |
| [01:15.87] | 而且会很吃力呀。 |
| [01:17.06] | 何金银：我不怕 |
| [01:18.31] | 因为我要成为一个最强的人！ |
| [01:20.79] | 达叔：Very Good！ |
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| [01:36.01] | 何金银：师傅，我全看到了！ |
| [01:37.81] | 达叔：你看到什么？ |
| [01:38.57] | 何金银：这就是无敌风火轮的练习方法！ |
| [01:40.37] | 你是故意示范给我看的，是吧。 |
| [01:41.73] | 刚才您在上面想也不想 |
| [01:43.92] | 就滚下来的勇气，实在太帅了！ |
| [01:45.48] | 你知不知道我在上面站了多久 |
| [01:46.75] | 就是不敢做，因为太高了…… |
| [01:48.36] | 达叔：你全看见了是吗？ |
| [01:49.14] | 何金银：看见了，好过瘾呀！ |
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| [02:00.99] | 阿丽：阿银，让我来跟你介绍 |
| [02:02.86] | 他是我们精英中心空手道的主将 |
| [02:04.96] | 专程从日本回来教空手道的 |
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| [02:13.31] | 大师兄：你是不是精英中心的人？ |
| [02:15.11] | 何金银：不是 |
| [02:16.30] | 大师兄：我不希望阿丽跟一个乐色在一起 |
| [02:18.10] | 所以你最好离他远一点 |
| [02:20.74] | 何金银：乐色是不是指我？ |
| [02:22.59] | 大师兄：是的！ |
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| [02:37.00] | 何金银：但是我在临死之前 |
| [02:38.47] | 也要揍大师兄一顿 |
| [02:39.54] | 因为他说我是乐色！ |
| [02:41.09] | 达叔：你是乐色呀！你看…你看… |
| [02:44.86] | 这些乐色颜色跟你多么相配 |
| [02:49.44] | 你可千万别说你自己不是乐色 |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:00.13] | zuo qu : qin xiao zhan |
| [00:00.27] | bian qu: qin xiao zhan |
| [00:00.80] | cai yang dian ying: po huai zhi wang zhou xing chi |
| [00:01.43] | he jin yin: bie gen wo kai zhe zhong wan xiao, fa sheng gan qing zen me ban ne? |
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| [00:15.78] | he jin yin: ru guo ni yi ding yao jin tian qu de hua |
| [00:17.19] | ni jie bu jie yi wo dai ge mao zi? |
| [00:18.43] | yao bu ran jiu shi gei wo yi dian shi jian |
| [00:19.55] | qu tang ge tou fa |
| [00:20.55] | yin wei wo xian zai de fa xing gen ni bu tai xiang pei |
| [00:22.96] | ke yi ma? |
| [00:25.47] | a li: dui bu qi a! |
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| [00:38.18] | lu ren nv: na ge song wai mai de lai le |
| [00:39.69] | he jin yin: a li! |
| [00:40.22] | a li: he xian sheng! ni hao. |
| [00:42.02] | he jin yin: zhen qiao a! |
| [00:42.76] | a li: shi a. |
| [00:43.58] | he jin yin: qing ni chi ge ji dan san ming zhi |
| [00:45.07] | a li: dui bu qi, wo bu chi ji dan |
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| [00:56.03] | he jin yin: wo shi nuo fu! |
| [00:57.00] | da shu: kan de chu lai, zuo tian wan shang jiu ying gai lai le! 20 kuai |
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| [01:09.15] | da shu: wo gen ni shuo guo bu yi ding jiao ma? |
| [01:10.61] | bu guo ni jin guan gao su wo ni xiang xue shen me |
| [01:12.24] | he jin yin: wo xiang quan bu dou xue! |
| [01:13.44] | da shu: a? quan bu dou xue, hen gui de! |
| [01:15.87] | er qie hui hen chi li ya. |
| [01:17.06] | he jin yin: wo bu pa |
| [01:18.31] | yin wei wo yao cheng wei yi ge zui qiang de ren! |
| [01:20.79] | da shu: Very Good! |
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| [01:36.01] | he jin yin: shi fu, wo quan kan dao le! |
| [01:37.81] | da shu: ni kan dao shen me? |
| [01:38.57] | he jin yin: zhe jiu shi wu di feng huo lun de lian xi fang fa! |
| [01:40.37] | ni shi gu yi shi fan gei wo kan de, shi ba. |
| [01:41.73] | gang cai nin zai shang mian xiang ye bu xiang |
| [01:43.92] | jiu gun xia lai de yong qi, shi zai tai shuai le! |
| [01:45.48] | ni zhi bu zhi dao wo zai shang mian zhan le duo jiu |
| [01:46.75] | jiu shi bu gan zuo, yin wei tai gao le |
| [01:48.36] | da shu: ni quan kan jian le shi ma? |
| [01:49.14] | he jin yin: kan jian le, hao guo yin ya! |
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| [02:00.99] | a li: a yin, rang wo lai gen ni jie shao |
| [02:02.86] | ta shi wo men jing ying zhong xin kong shou dao de zhu jiang |
| [02:04.96] | zhuan cheng cong ri ben hui lai jiao kong shou dao de |
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| [02:13.31] | da shi xiong: ni shi bu shi jing ying zhong xin de ren? |
| [02:15.11] | he jin yin: bu shi |
| [02:16.30] | da shi xiong: wo bu xi wang a li gen yi ge le se zai yi qi |
| [02:18.10] | suo yi ni zui hao li ta yuan yi dian |
| [02:20.74] | he jin yin: le se shi bu shi zhi wo? |
| [02:22.59] | da shi xiong: shi de! |
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| [02:37.00] | he jin yin: dan shi wo zai lin si zhi qian |
| [02:38.47] | ye yao zou da shi xiong yi dun |
| [02:39.54] | yin wei ta shuo wo shi le se! |
| [02:41.09] | da shu: ni shi le se ya! ni kan ni kan |
| [02:44.86] | zhei xie le se yan se gen ni duo me xiang pei |
| [02:49.44] | ni ke qian wan bie shuo ni zi ji bu shi le se |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:00.13] | zuò qǔ : qín xiǎo zhàn |
| [00:00.27] | biān qǔ: qín xiǎo zhàn |
| [00:00.80] | cǎi yàng diàn yǐng: pò huài zhī wáng zhōu xīng chí |
| [00:01.43] | hé jīn yín: bié gēn wǒ kāi zhè zhǒng wán xiào, fā shēng gǎn qíng zěn me bàn ne? |
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| [00:15.78] | hé jīn yín: rú guǒ nǐ yí dìng yào jīn tiān qù de huà |
| [00:17.19] | nǐ jiè bù jiè yì wǒ dài gè mào zi? |
| [00:18.43] | yào bù rán jiù shì gěi wǒ yì diǎn shí jiān |
| [00:19.55] | qù tàng gè tóu fà |
| [00:20.55] | yīn wèi wǒ xiàn zài de fà xíng gēn nǐ bù tài xiāng pèi |
| [00:22.96] | kě yǐ ma? |
| [00:25.47] | ā lì: duì bù qǐ a! |
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| [00:38.18] | lù rén nǚ: nà gè sòng wài mài de lái le |
| [00:39.69] | hé jīn yín: ā lì! |
| [00:40.22] | ā lì: hé xiān shēng! nǐ hǎo. |
| [00:42.02] | hé jīn yín: zhēn qiǎo a! |
| [00:42.76] | ā lì: shì a. |
| [00:43.58] | hé jīn yín: qǐng nǐ chī gè jī dàn sān míng zhì |
| [00:45.07] | ā lì: duì bù qǐ, wǒ bù chī jī dàn |
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| [00:56.03] | hé jīn yín: wǒ shì nuò fū! |
| [00:57.00] | dá shū: kàn de chū lái, zuó tiān wǎn shàng jiù yīng gāi lái le! 20 kuài |
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| [01:09.15] | dá shū: wǒ gēn nǐ shuō guò bù yí dìng jiào ma? |
| [01:10.61] | bù guò nǐ jǐn guǎn gào sù wǒ nǐ xiǎng xué shén me |
| [01:12.24] | hé jīn yín: wǒ xiǎng quán bù dōu xué! |
| [01:13.44] | dá shū: a? quán bù dōu xué, hěn guì de! |
| [01:15.87] | ér qiě huì hěn chī lì ya. |
| [01:17.06] | hé jīn yín: wǒ bù pà |
| [01:18.31] | yīn wèi wǒ yào chéng wéi yí gè zuì qiáng de rén! |
| [01:20.79] | dá shū: Very Good! |
| [01:22.54] | |
| [01:36.01] | hé jīn yín: shī fū, wǒ quán kàn dào le! |
| [01:37.81] | dá shū: nǐ kàn dào shén me? |
| [01:38.57] | hé jīn yín: zhè jiù shì wú dí fēng huǒ lún de liàn xí fāng fǎ! |
| [01:40.37] | nǐ shì gù yì shì fàn gěi wǒ kàn de, shì ba. |
| [01:41.73] | gāng cái nín zài shàng miàn xiǎng yě bù xiǎng |
| [01:43.92] | jiù gǔn xià lái de yǒng qì, shí zài tài shuài le! |
| [01:45.48] | nǐ zhī bù zhī dào wǒ zài shàng miàn zhàn le duō jiǔ |
| [01:46.75] | jiù shì bù gǎn zuò, yīn wèi tài gāo le |
| [01:48.36] | dá shū: nǐ quán kàn jiàn le shì ma? |
| [01:49.14] | hé jīn yín: kàn jiàn le, hǎo guò yǐn ya! |
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| [02:00.99] | ā lì: ā yín, ràng wǒ lái gēn nǐ jiè shào |
| [02:02.86] | tā shì wǒ men jīng yīng zhōng xīn kōng shǒu dào de zhǔ jiàng |
| [02:04.96] | zhuān chéng cóng rì běn huí lái jiào kōng shǒu dào de |
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| [02:13.31] | dà shī xiōng: nǐ shì bú shì jīng yīng zhōng xīn de rén? |
| [02:15.11] | hé jīn yín: bú shì |
| [02:16.30] | dà shī xiōng: wǒ bù xī wàng ā lì gēn yí gè lè sè zài yì qǐ |
| [02:18.10] | suǒ yǐ nǐ zuì hǎo lí tā yuǎn yì diǎn |
| [02:20.74] | hé jīn yín: lè sè shì bú shì zhǐ wǒ? |
| [02:22.59] | dà shī xiōng: shì de! |
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| [02:37.00] | hé jīn yín: dàn shì wǒ zài lín sǐ zhī qián |
| [02:38.47] | yě yào zòu dà shī xiōng yī dùn |
| [02:39.54] | yīn wèi tā shuō wǒ shì lè sè! |
| [02:41.09] | dá shū: nǐ shì lè sè ya! nǐ kàn nǐ kàn |
| [02:44.86] | zhèi xiē lè sè yán sè gēn nǐ duō me xiāng pèi |
| [02:49.44] | nǐ kě qiān wàn bié shuō nǐ zì jǐ bú shì lè sè |
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