- Ahh, f**k, what time is it? Six, f**k, who needs to be up this early?
- Earl
- What?
- Earl, wake up
- What, I'm up.. No
- Wake up, Earl
- No, I'mma sleep with my..
- Wake up, son
- No, I'm asleep with my eyes open, that's f**king logical
- Faggot
- What?
- Wake the f**k up!
- I'm up
- You have school right now
- No, I have school at eight, it's six
- So that's why your ass isn't getting any breakfast, wake the f**k up
- I can fix myself breakfast, I'm sixteen
- Earl
- What?
- Earl, wake the f**k up, you faggot!
- How 'bout you shut the f**k up, mom?!