It was a matter of time,
Before he fell through
That roof on a Friday night

And he was lucky to be alive
But he never listens to me
And David answered the front door
It was a charity
He should have given more…

I used to think
He was really poor
But then I caught
A look at his TV
Strange,
Stranger things have happened
Since he crashed his car
As the paramedics picked him up
He said to them,
"Let's do it all again"
Roll out of bed
And into routine
It takes a moron to know one
And he knows me

He makes a meal Out of everything,
But he's never had
Me round for tea
It was a matter of time,
Before he fell through
That roof on a Friday night

And he was lucky to be alive
But he never listens to me
Strange,
Stranger things have happened
Since he crashed his car
As the paramedics picked him up
He said to them,
"Let's do it all again"
Strange,

Stranger things have happened
Since he crashed his car
As the paramedics picked him up
He said to them,
"Let's do it all again"
Strange,
Stranger things have happened
Since he crashed his car
As the paramedics picked him up
He said to them,
"Let's do it all again"