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[00:05.83]If A Girl Isn't Pretty - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
[00:22.74]If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
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[00:27.83]All she gets from life is pity and a pat
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[00:32.20]Kindly name a star hasn't won a contest or a pageant
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[00:37.39]If she hasn't, she just never gets to bat.
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[00:41.73]She must a-shine in every detail
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[00:44.40]like a ring you're buying retail
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[00:46.65]Be a standard size that fits a standard dress
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[00:51.22]When a girl's incidentals are no bigger than two lentils
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[00:58.50]Then to me it doesn't spell success
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[01:16.99]From three faces that could cause you
[01:19.66]to have temporary nausea
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[01:22.24]Do I have to hear a lecture such as that?
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[01:26.61]Is a nose with deviation such a crime against the nation!
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[01:31.50]Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat?
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[01:38.70]So she looks a bit off-balance, she possesses golden talents
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[01:46.08]Or is that a pill too bitter to digest?
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[01:50.42]Oh she's got very nice deportment, mmm!
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[01:54.78]But when they see that assortment
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[01:58.91]From the gallery they'll be throwin'  fruit!
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