作词 : John Lennon/Paul McCartney
 作曲 : John Lennon/Paul McCartney
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the eggman
They are the eggman
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Mister City, policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm cryyyyyy-ing
I'm crying, I'm cryyyyyy

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the eggman

They are the eggman

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob (What are you?)

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman (now good sir, what are you?)
They are the eggman (a poor man, made to tame fortune's blows)
I am the warlus, goo goo g'joob
G-goo goo g'joob (good pity)(

Goo Goo g‘joob
Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
(Hoo hoo hoo, hie hie hie, ha ha ha)
(Hoo hoo hoo, hie hie hie, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard

Climbing on the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman

They are the eggman

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g-goo goo g'joob

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