All the other famers want a hair do just like me. 
They blame my mom who usedto roadie for 
MDC. And when 
I go to the hooten-nanny. 
Everyone wants to dancewith me. 
They want to lick my boots and sit on my studs.
Peel them taters, you suck! 
Peel them taters, you 
Country Phuck! 
They'll allbe listening to hardcore. 
When they be milking them cows. 
And when the suncomes up they start to slam. 
Here comes 
Uncle Jessie with a shit eating grin.
I wonder what he's doing in the sheeps pen. 
Your sister's your wife, you suck!
Your sister's your wife, you 
Country Phuck!