作词 : ABBOT, JUDITH/BRUCE, DUNSTAN/GRECO, PAUL/HAMER, DARREN/HUNTER, NIGEL/NUTTER, ALICE/WATTS, LOUISE/WHA If you want to find the general I know where he is I know where he is I know where he is If you want to find the general I know where he is He's pinning another medal on his chest I saw him I saw him Pinning another medal on his chest Pinning another medal on his chest If you want to find the colonel I know where he is I know where he is I know where he is If you want to find the colonel I know where he is He's sitting in comfort stuffing his bloody gut I saw him I saw him Sitting in comfort stuffing his bloody gut Sitting in comfort stuffing his bloody gut If you want to find the seargent I know where he is I know where he is I know where he is If you want to find the seargent I know where he is He's drinking all the company rum I saw him I saw him Drinking all the company rum Drinking all the company rum If you want to find the private I know where he is I know where he is I know where he is If you want to find the private I know where he is He's hanging on the old barbed wire I saw him I saw him Hanging on the old barbed wire Hanging on the old barbed wire