作曲 : Brett Smiley
[Verse 1]
I've gone so crazy, I'm a certified nervous wreck (va va va voom)
A little bit eccentric (ah), screaming like a discotheque
I'm dizzy, I'm mad, I'm not number twenty-three (va va va voom)
They say I'm blind, but I can see
I can see

[Verse 2]
Hey, you with your red boots on
You're mad, I assume
And you with your mind all gone
Va va va voom
I don't want troubles, I don't like lies
Just give me a view
I'm number twenty-three but the way it's goin'
I'll be number twenty-two

[Chorus]
Va va va voom
Va va va voom
Va va va voom
Va va va voom

[Verse 3]
I'm just plain psycho, va va va voom (va va va voom)
Skiing through the swish alps in my padded room
Va va va voom
Oh, what a lovely jacket but the sleeves are far too long (va va va voom)
Ah, but me and Houdini, we've known that one
All along, all along

[Verse 4]
Hey, you with the hairdo, where'd you get it done
If they think they're gonna do one of those on me
I'll pull out a gun
Oh come on now, it's not too-too
A little bit yes
If they go and try to rewire my head
It's gonna be a sticky mess

[Outro]
Va va va voom
Va va va voom
Va va va voom
Va va va voom (screaming like a discotheque)
Va va va voom
Va va va voom (screaming like a discotheque)
Va va va voom
Va va va voom (nervous wreck)
Va va va voom
Va va va voom (screaming like a discotheque)
Va va va voom
Va va va voom (nervous wreck)
Va va va voom
Va va va voom (screaming like a discotheque)
Va va va voom
Va va va voom (nervous wreck)
Va va va voom
Va va va voom (screaming like a discotheque)
Va va va voom