I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks
 And have them hangin' out on the line
 I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
 Before you can count from one to nine
 I can scoop up a great big dipper 
 Full of lard from the drippin's can
 Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my
 Shopping and be back before it melts in the pan
 'Cause I'm a woman
 W-O-M-A-N
 I'll say it again
 
 I can rub and scrub till this old house 
 Is shinin' like a dime
 Feed the baby, grease the car and
 Powder my face at the same time.
 Get all dressed up, go out and swing
 Till four a.m. and then
 Lay down at five, jump up at six
 And start all over again.
 'Cause I'm a woman
 W-O-M-A-N
 I'll say it again
 
 If you come to me sickly, you know 
 I'm gonna make you well
 If you come to me hexed up,
 You know I'm gonna break the spell
 If you come to me hungry, 
 You know I'm gonna fill you full o' grits
 If it's lovin' you're lackin', I'll kiss you
 And give you the shiverin' fits.
 'Cause I'm a woman
 W-O-M-A-N
 I'll say it again
 
 I can stretch a greenback dollar bill
 From here to kingdom come
 I can play the numbers, pay my bills
 And still end up with some
 I got a twenty dollar gold piece says
 There ain't nothin' I can't do
 I can make a dress out of a feed bag
 And I can make a man out of you
 'Cause I'm a woman
 W-O-M-A-N
 I'll say it again
 
 'Cause I'm a woman
 W-O-M-A-N
 And that's all