[00:00.000] 作词 : Golan, Ross Jacob
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Golan, Ross Jacob
[00:26.860] Tick tock, her biological clock
[00:29.279] Was like a time bomb for a diabolical plot
[00:31.995] To get knocked up 'cause she ran out of logical options
[00:34.944] When she failed to qualify for adoption
[00:38.156] The cougar hunted for a suitable donor
[00:40.889] And I was gullible enough to move over
[00:44.259] She needed cash, she wanted a stroller
[00:46.845] I felt bad but I told her, I told her
[00:49.696]
[00:49.932] No, no, no da-da-daddy
[00:52.700] No, no, I, I don't wanna be a
[00:55.742] No, no, no da-da-daddy
[00:58.413] No, no, no
[00:59.940]
[01:01.060] Well it turned out she once had a husband
[01:03.951] Who wasn't able to put buns in the oven
[01:06.703] She didn't love him and was strapped to the anchor
[01:09.682] 'Til he did lewd and lascivious acts on his neighbor
[01:12.735] He went to prison but a few years later
[01:15.608] Got paroled early 'cause of good behavior
[01:18.533] Their correspondence was a pile of papers
[01:21.282] That he wouldn't sign 'cause divorce is for haters
[01:24.211]
[01:24.389] No, no, no da-da-daddy
[01:27.172] No, no, I, I don't wanna be a
[01:30.121] No, no, no da-da-daddy
[01:32.772] No, no, no
[01:34.397]
[01:34.765] She said her ex gets violent, I best get compliant
[01:38.329] Or, my, oh my, she'll open up her mouth and break the silence
[01:41.919] And warn the shark I'm swimming off the island
[01:44.411] So, he'll devour me if I don't quit the whining
[01:47.186] She mimed a violin, screamed like a sergeant
[01:50.185] To file in and I was like, "I beg your pardon?
[01:53.026] I'm not your target," and walked to the door
[01:55.588] I swung my head around, dropped it down
[01:57.861] And shook it back and forth
[01:59.010]
[01:59.194] I don't wanna be no baby's daddy, no
[02:04.609] I don't wanna be no
[02:07.357] I don't wanna be no
[02:10.228] I don't wanna be no baby's daddy
[02:14.335] No da-da-daddy
[02:15.987] Don't wanna be no...
[02:18.553]
[02:19.487] Hey, because if you add one kid
[02:23.096] Then you'll change all three of our lives
[02:26.001] And I like mine how mine is
[02:31.346] No, you don't even know me
[02:34.411] So you should take plenty of time
[02:37.929] And choose it wisely
[02:40.952] It's also my kid
[02:43.113] No da-da-daddy
[02:44.745]
[02:46.407] Da-da-daddy
[02:48.802] I, I don't wanna be a
[02:51.723] Da-da-daddy