[00:12.35]I took her out
[00:13.71]It was a Friday night
[00:15.18]I wore cologne
[00:16.76]To get the feeling right
[00:18.17]We started making out
[00:19.77]And she took off my pants
[00:21.22]But then I turned on the TV
[00:23.45]
[00:24.18]And that's about the time she walked away from me
[00:27.35]Nobody likes you when you're 23
[00:30.32]And are still more amused by TV shows
[00:33.21]What the hell is ADD?
[00:34.51]My friends say I should act my age
[00:36.61]What's my age again?
[00:37.90]What's my age again?
[00:39.44]
[00:42.47]Then later on
[00:44.10]On the drive home
[00:45.62]I called her mom
[00:47.28]From a payphone
[00:48.46]I said I was the cops
[00:50.18]And your husband's in jail
[00:51.69]This state looks down on sodomy
[00:54.30]
[00:54.40]And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
[00:57.82]Nobody likes you when you're 23
[01:00.89]And are still more amused by prank phone calls
[01:03.77]What the hell is call ID?
[01:05.10]My friends say I should act my age
[01:07.22]What's my age again?
[01:08.59]What's my age again?
[01:10.39]
[01:32.95]And that's about the time she walked away from me
[01:36.20]Nobody likes you when you're 23
[01:39.19]And you still act like you're in freshman year
[01:42.10]What the hell is wrong with me?
[01:43.42]My friends say I should act my age
[01:45.55]What's my age again?
[01:46.44]
[01:46.75](what's my age again?) That's about the time she broke up with me
[01:49.89](please stay with me) No one should take themselves so seriously
[01:53.40](please stay with me) With so many years ahead to fall in line
[01:55.95](please stay with me) Why would you wish that on me?
[01:57.30](please stay) I never wanna act my age
[01:59.50](with) What's my age again?
[02:01.70](me) What's my age again?
[02:14.99] What's my age again?