Stop me oh stop me
Stop me if you think that you've
Heard this one before
Stop me oh stop me
Stop me if you think
That you've heard this one before
Nothing's changed
I still love you oh I still love you
Only slightly only slightly less
Than I used to my love

I was delayed I was way laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy bald buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said I'd lied to her
Oh who said I'd lied because I never  I never
Who said I'd lied because I never

I was detained I was restrained
And broke my spleen
And broke my knee
And then he really lays into me
Friday night in Out patients
Who said I'd lied to her
Oh who said I'd lied
Because I never I never
Who said I'd lied
Because I never
And so I drank one it became four
And when I fell on the floor
I drank more

Stop me oh stop me
Stop me if you think that you've
Heard this one before
Stop me oh stop me
Stop me if you think
That you've heard this one before
Nothing's changed
I still love you oh I still love you
Only slightly only slightly less
Than I used to my love