Mom and dad went to a show They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed Said "Please, don't go" Grandma take me home Had to eat my dinner there Mashed potatoes and stuff like that I couldn't chew my meat too good Grandma take me home Said "Why don't you stop your crying, go outside and ride your bike?" That's what I did I killed my toe Grandma take me home After dinner, I had ice cream I fell asleep and watched TV I woke up in my mother's arms Grandma take me home, never take me home [x8] Grandma take me home I wanna be alone.