[00:00.00] 作曲 : Michael Justin Collins-Dowden
[0:03.9]Well I come home late, but I’m excited to see,
[0:08.4]my sweet, sweet darling, just waiting for me.
[0:12.6]I look around, oh where can she be?
[0:16.8]Just sitting on the couch, Sherlock on the TV.
[0:20.8]I say,
[0:21.5]“hey pretty baby can I cuddle up to you?
[0:25.2]And then a little later there’s something we oughta do.”
[0:29.1]She says,
[0:29.6]“please be quiet, I don’t want to miss this.
[0:33.5]I think Sherlock and Watson are finally gonna kiss.”
[0:37.5]My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
[0:41.9]Wants to go to bed with Cummerbund Bandersnatch.
[0:46.2]Gonna run away with Bandicoot Chowder-pants.
[0:50.4]Now what am I going to do?
[0:54.3]So we watch some movies, and I put Star Trek on.
[0:58.8]But she just wants to feel the wrath of Khan.
[1:02.9]Only Alan Turing could ever crack her code,
[1:07.1]And she knows Peter Guillam would find her mole.
[1:11.5]She’s even willing to watch Bilbo Baggins,
[1:15.7]because that Smaug is one sexy dragon.
[1:20.0]Why does she read all that Sherlock fan-fic?
[1:24.2]He’s just high functioning sociopathic.
[1:28.0]My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
[1:32.4]Wants to go to bed with Bombadil Waffle-smack.
[1:36.5]Gonna run away with Butterscotch Ampersand.
[1:41.1]Now what am I going to do?
[2:01.7]Now I’m all alone, my sweetie’s gone away.
[2:06.1]I guess I should have known,
[2:08.1]she would leave me one day.
[2:10.3]I don’t know what she sees,
[2:12.4]I guess she thinks he’s hotter.
[2:14.7]But if you ask me,
[2:16.3]he kinda looks like an otter.
[2:18.7]My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
[2:22.8]Wants to go to bed with Cucumber Bacon-splat
[2:26.9]Gonna run away with Snorkel-dink Custard-bath
[2:31.5]Now what am I going to do?
[2:35.5]My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
[2:39.6]Wants to go to bed with Curdle-snoot Bramble-thrash
[2:41.1]Gonna run away with Fraggle-rock Cabbage-patch.
[2:48.3]Now what am I going to do?
[2:52.5]Oh what am I going to do?
[2:56.9]Now what am I going to do?