作词 : Merrill Garbus
 作曲 : Merrill Garbus
 Driving past in his fast car
 Jill says man you are bizarre
 Trying to tell me what to do
 Watch out cause I'll knock you out
 Jumping Jack, Jumping Jack
 Tell me why you are so wack
 Jumping Jack, Jumping Jill
 Watch out cause she'll try to kill you
 Jack is playing basketball
 He says Jill you ain't so tall
 Jilly dribbles mighty fast
 Watch out cause she'll knock you out