[00:00.00] 作曲 : Stewart Copeland [00:01.00] 作词 : Copeland [00:15.03]There's a house on my street [00:16.86] [00:18.04]And it looks real neat [00:19.67] [00:21.04]I'm the chap who lives in it [00:23.67]There's a tree on the sidewalk [00:26.23] [00:27.17]There's a car by the door [00:29.11] [00:30.17]I'll go for a drive in it [00:32.73]And when the wombat comes [00:35.61] [00:36.36]He will find me gone [00:38.05] [00:39.30]He'll look for a place to sit [00:41.42] [00:42.30]My wife has burned the scrambled eggs [00:45.42] [00:46.17]The dog just bit my leg [00:48.35]My teenage daughter ran away [00:50.72] [00:51.53]My fine young son has turned out gay [00:54.22] [01:00.91]Cut off my fingers in the [01:03.41]Door of my car [01:05.53] [01:06.47]How could I do it [01:08.60] [01:09.91]My wife is proud to tell me [01:12.91]Of her love affairs [01:14.41] [01:16.66]How could she do this to me [01:18.16] [01:19.03]My wife has burned the scrambled eggs [01:22.03] [01:22.91]The dog just bit my leg [01:25.35]My teenage daughter ran away [01:28.28]My fine young son has turned out gay [01:31.28]And it would be ok on any other day [01:35.22] [01:37.35]And it would be ok on any other day [01:42.47] [01:50.16]Throw down the morning papers [01:51.97] [01:52.72]And spill my tea [01:54.60] [01:55.85]I don't know what's wrong with me [01:57.91] [01:58.85]The cups and plates are in a [02:01.16]Conspiracy [02:03.72] [02:05.29]I'm covered in misery [02:06.72] [02:08.04]My wife has burned the scrambled eggs [02:11.10] [02:11.91]The dog just bit my leg [02:14.06]My teenage daughter ran away [02:16.68] [02:17.25]My fine young son has turned out gay [02:20.12]And it would be ok on any other day [02:24.75] [02:26.31]And it would be ok on any other day [02:30.87] [02:32.37]And it would be ok on any other day [02:37.37] [02:38.62]And it would be ok on any other day [02:43.19] [02:44.75]And it would be ok on any other day