[00:00.00] 作曲 : Barnes, Samberg, Schaffer ...
[00:06.140]Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
[00:09.880]So just sit down and listen
[00:14.180]Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
[00:20.580]And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
[00:25.710](Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
[00:32.390]Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
[00:38.710]A gift real special, so take off the top
[00:43.750]Take a look inside - It's my dick in a box
[00:50.120]Not gonna get you a diamond ring
[00:52.750]That sort of gift don't mean anything
[00:55.800]Not gonna get you a fancy car
[00:58.760]Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
[01:01.550]Not gonna get you a house in the hills
[01:04.810]A girl like you needs somethin' real
[01:07.820]Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
[01:10.770]Somethin' special girl
[01:13.000]It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
[01:18.910]It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
[01:25.190]See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
[01:30.240]And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
[01:37.570]To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
[01:40.550]It's easy to do just follow these steps
[01:43.590]One：Cut a hole in a box
[01:46.860]Two：Put your junk in that box
[01:49.910]Three：Make her open the box
[01:52.810]And that's the way you do it
[01:55.030]It's my dick in a box… my dick in a box babe
[02:00.900]It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
[02:07.970]Christmas; dick in a box
[02:10.930]Hanukkah; dick in a box
[02:13.970]Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
[02:16.690]Every single holiday a dick in a box
[02:19.950]Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
[02:22.670]Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
[02:25.600]Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
[02:34.200]A dick in a box…