[00:00.00] 作曲 : Campbell, Samberg, Schaffer ...
[00:07.30]imagine  in  your  mind  a  posh  country  club
[00:09.959]the  stuffy  old  money  where  the  poor  kid's  snubbed
[00:13.580]the  spread  is  bland  sauerkraut  and  boiled  goose
[00:16.950]there's  no  way  these  people  will  ever  cut  loose
[00:20.250]but  then  i  walk  in  the  room,hold  my  boombox  high
[00:22.939]and  what  happened  next,will  blow  your  mind
[00:27.989]everything  got  outta  control
[00:30.989]the  music  was  so  entrancing
[00:34.669]everyone  got  out  on  the  floor
[00:37.859]it  was  a  bunch  of  old  white  people  dancing
[00:41.720]now  picture  if  you  will  a  bunch  of  business  men
[00:44.770]stuffed  in  the  boardroom  like  pigs  in  a  pen
[00:48.580]the  ties  around  the  necks  are  like  a  hangman's  noose
[00:51.830]in  the  middle  of  the  table  theres  a  boiled  goose
[00:55.450]the  old  people  smell  makes  you  want  to  puke  in  the  sink
[00:58.809]these  dudes  will  never  dance  yeah  that's  what  you  think
[01:02.190]i  stride  in  the  room  all  young  and  hip
[01:05.689]hold  up  my  boombox  and  say  listen  to  this
[01:09.490]then  everyone  started  to  move
[01:12.790]people  rejoiced  instead  of  financing
[01:16.600]your  preconceived  notions  were  shattered
[01:19.850]by  the  super  old  white  people  dancing
[01:23.269]the  big  apple,where  people  never  dance
[01:27.219]spirits  go  down  while  profits  expand
[01:30.320]the  cops  or  the  dealers,who's  got  the  juice
[01:34.70]the  street  benders  peddling  their  boiled  goose
[01:37.439]so  many  types  of  people  will  never  get  along
[01:40.559]till  i  bust  out  my  boombox  and  play  this  song
[01:44.240]the  music  washed  away  all  the  hate
[01:46.859]and  society  started  advancing
[01:49.180]every  demographic  was  represented
[01:54.49]it  was  a  rainbow  coalition  of  dancing
[01:56.980]whoa !
[02:00.909]everyone  was  wearing  fingerless  gloves
[02:06.460]whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh !
[02:09.139]i  saw  a  spanish  guy  doing  the  bartman
[02:12.760]transport  now  to  an  old  folks  home
[02:15.690]where  the  elderly  are  tossed  on  their  brittle  bones
[02:19.429]the  orderlies  are  stealing  there's  no  excuse
[02:23.00]everyday  for  lunch  they  eat  boiled  goose
[02:26.489]so  i  grabbed  my  boombox  and  hit  the  turbo  base
[02:29.869]and  what  happened  next  was  a  total  disgrace
[02:33.359]everybody  started  having  sex
[02:36.980]the  music  was  way  too  powerful
[02:40.589]a  bunch  of  old  people  fucking  like  rabbits
[02:44.209]it  was  disgusting  to  say  the  least
[02:47.79]oh!
[02:47.839]a  boombox  can  change  the  world
[02:53.320]you  gotta  know  your  limits  with  a  boombox
[02:56.380]this  was  a  cautionary  tale
[02:57.320]a  boombox  is  not  a  toy