[0-1:59.980]Guys, Michael Bolton is here.
[00:01.530]Oh great, send him in.
[00:02.680]Hey guys
[00:03.680]Hey thanks for coming.
[00:04.990]sorry I'm late.
[00:05.800]I just got caught up watching the
[00:06.860]Pirates of the Caribbean marathon.
[00:07.670]
[00:08.590]Have you seen those things?
[00:09.830]Oh yeah, those are great.
[00:11.900]Well I listened to your track and I loved it
[00:13.890]and I wrote you
[00:14.710]this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig.
[00:17.320]Oh wow, that's great. You wanna just lay it down?
[00:19.490]Boys lets get to it (to it to it to it)
[00:22.370]
[00:25.020]Here we go
[00:25.880]Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
[00:28.940](Michael: YEAH)
[00:29.310](The night starts now)
[00:31.090]Together on track, The boys are back
[00:34.340](The night starts now)
[00:35.840]The night starts now, baby, roll with us
[00:37.650]Chickies snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up
[00:40.080](Michael: Rollin'up!)
[00:40.450]Club front doors ain't no holdin' up
[00:42.520]Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck
[00:45.010](Michael: Come on!)
[00:45.510]It's The Lonely Island
[00:46.390]Welcome to the set
[00:47.570]Some fellas lookin' jealous
[00:48.750]Play that back and get wet
[00:50.130](Michael: YEAH YEAH)
[00:50.690]Gun at my waist, shank in my sock
[00:52.500]You either get cut, get stuffed, or get shot
[00:55.000]This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
[01:00.050]Pirate so brave on the seven seas
[01:04.100](Andy: What?)
[01:05.120]A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
[01:09.850]Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
[01:14.910]Yeah, that was kinda weird but we're back in the club
[01:17.280]Buyin' up the bar so the groupies show us love
[01:19.760](Michael: Keira Knightley!)
[01:20.380]
[01:20.890]Motherfuckin' iceman, I'm the top gunna
[01:22.450]Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunna
[01:24.950](Michael: Jack Sparrow!)
[01:25.200]Watch your girl
[01:25.760]because I ain't your mister nice guy
[01:27.580]More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy
[01:29.950]All dressed up with nowhere to run
[01:31.320]
[01:31.980]I know I make you feel crazy when I---
[01:33.730](Michael: Now back to the good part!!!)
[01:34.970]The day he was born,
[01:36.580]he yearned for adventure
[01:38.760](Andy: NO!)
[01:39.820]Ol' Captain Jack, givin' them what for
[01:43.810](Jorma: Yeah)
[01:44.480]He's the pauper of the surf, the jester of Tortuga
[01:49.540]But in Davy Jones locker, what lies in store?
[01:53.720](Akiva: Yeah, we've seen the movie)
[01:54.910]Put your hands in the air and say hell yeah
[01:56.840]Captain Jack (Andy: What?)
[01:57.460]
[01:58.510]Johnny Depp (Andy: No)
[01:59.470]Saying count we stacks c'mon
[02:00.850]
[02:02.160]Davy Jones (Jorma: Nope)
[02:03.480]Giant squid (Jorma: Wrong)
[02:04.660]Michael Bolton
[02:05.040]we're really gonna need you to focus up
[02:06.780]Roger that let me try it with another film
[02:08.970](Andy: Wait)
[02:09.340]Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump
[02:13.650](Andy: Not better)
[02:14.150]Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
[02:16.640]I give Jenny all my love (Akiva: Come ON)
[02:19.040]Okay, then I'm a legal aid
[02:21.640]Erin Brockovich is my name
[02:23.130]
[02:24.170](Akiva: Oh god)
[02:24.800]Then you can call me Scarface
[02:26.290]Snortin' mountains of cocaine
[02:28.670](Andy: Close enough)
[02:29.670]You cockroaches wanna play rough?
[02:31.160]Okay, I'm reloaded! HA HA!
[02:34.820]This is the tale of Tony Montana (This is the tale!)
[02:38.810]Cubano flame, with Miami nuts
[02:44.220]Got a basehead wife, her womb is polluted
[02:48.780]This whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked!
[02:53.710](Just waiting to get fucked!)
[02:55.630](Andy: Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile)
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[02:59.010]You complete me (Andy: Yeah, yeah okay)