[ti:Jack the Riffer] [ar:The Left Rights] [al:] [00:00.44]There once was a man [00:02.14]Who's name is Malf [00:03.75]Who had a big mirror on the shelf [00:07.96]He saw a reflection [00:10.13]And got an erection [00:12.09]And jumped into bed with himself [00:14.07]Yo! Everybody left and right [00:17.46]When I bust a rhyme [00:20.13]I got my ass [00:20.95]I'm like Jack the Riffer [00:22.71]Fart sniffer [00:23.87]Beg to differ [00:25.34]Oh, I like to make inbred [00:27.82]I'm the inspiration for Right said fred [00:30.45]Cocks [00:31.16]Five, six, and eight [00:32.77]Everybody gonna go and masturbate [00:35.51]Damn yeah! Pump that up! [00:38.03]Damn yeah! Pump that up! [00:40.51]Down [00:41.22]Left [00:41.68]Right [00:42.27]Y'all [00:44.30]Directions going all