作曲 : Nitzinger
My nose is long and my temper is short 
And I want to know everything 
People like lead boots are holdin' me down 
Gonna drown if it ever rains 
Well I ain't lyin' there's good folks dyin' 
'cause everybody's got a way 
Come on children think about you 
Is this the way you wanna be 
Well I can name you a dozen or more 
Ways of catastrophe 
Friends, beggars, hookers, thieves 
Anything you wanna see 
They all come down on the Kool-Aid Kids 
Gonna try and steal their dimes 
Common people don't make no sense 
Lord it's such a crime 
Picture their faces smiling 
Each in their places 
counting on their toes 
Secret ambition trying 
Wide open spaces 
You're invited, too 
Well my nose is long and my temper is short 
And I want to know everything 
People like lead boots are holdin' me down 
Gonna drown if it ever rains 
Well I ain't lyin' there's good folks dyin' 
'cause everybody's got a way 
Come on children think about you 
Is this the way you wanna be 
Well I can name you a dozen or more 
Ways of catastrophe 
Friends, beggars, hookers, thieves 
Anything you wanna see 
They all come down on the Kool-Aid Kids 
Gonna try and steal their dimes 
Common people don't make no sense 
Lord it's such a crime