Jeff Davis is coming oh dear, oh dear Jeff Davis is coming oh dear I dare not stir out for I feel very queer Jeff Davis is coming oh dear, oh dear I faint I'd go home without shedding a tear About Davis taking the president's chair But I dare not attempt it oh dear, oh dear! I'm afraid he will hang me oh dear, oh dear! I tried to deceive them oh dear, oh dear How hard I did strive oh dear But it was of no use as it seems very clear Now that Davis is coming oh dear, oh dear! Then I tried to coerce them oh dear, oh dear With thousands of troops far and near But they join me for bread not for Union I fear And they hate me the worse oh dear, oh dear! Then I tried to blockade them oh dear, oh dear With a fleet true and steady oh dear But England says no and is coming 'tis clear But it is not effective oh dear, oh dear I would renounce honours oh dear, oh dear And try to get home as I came But I dare not stir out for I feel very queer For Davis is coming oh dear, oh dear